http://russmcclintock.com/theblog Russ McClintock loves content. Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:08:45 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A model bent over. A model preening. Who stands like that in real life? http://russmcclintock.com/theblog/2009/01/04/real-life/ Interminable queue at check in. How do you make vegetables taste so bland? Stupid chicken entree. Trans-Atlantic on a 767. How ghetto is that? Fifty year old guy with earring laughing at stupid movie. Fucking headphones don't work. I hate you American Airlines. Late departure and sitting on the tarmac at Miami waiting for a gate. The girl ... http://russmcclintock.com/theblog/2009/01/02/a-nice-tit-job/ Happy New Year! http://russmcclintock.com/theblog/2009/01/01/2009/ List of favorite holiday food items: 1. Clementines 2. Chocolate 3. Bourbon http://russmcclintock.com/theblog/2008/12/30/holiday-food/ American Football (A Reflection upon the Gulf War) Hallelullah! It works. We blew the shit out of them. We blew the shit right back up their own ass And out their fucking ears. It works. We blew the shit out of them. They suffocated in their own shit! Hallelullah. Praise the Lord for all good things. We blew them into fucking shit. They ... http://russmcclintock.com/theblog/2008/12/27/harold-pinter-1930-2008/ All day, all night, all music video Seen your video, the phony rock 'n' roll We don't want to know, seen your video Your phony rock 'n' roll We don't want to know We don't want to know We don't want to know We don't want to know - Replacements, lyrics to 'Seen Your Video'. http://russmcclintock.com/theblog/2008/12/27/we-dont-want-to-know/ Peace on earth. Goodwill to men. Joy to the world. http://russmcclintock.com/theblog/2008/12/24/peace/ List of things to do in order to have a great time at the holiday party: Stuff your face full of food. Drink like a fish. Drink like a whale. Make a pass at somebody. Stay way too long. Clog up the shitter. Pass out and hit your head. Drink drive home. Make drunk dials once you get home. http://russmcclintock.com/theblog/2008/12/21/like-a-fish/ I think the US should nationalize the oil industry. That's where the money is. http://russmcclintock.com/theblog/2008/12/21/the-money/ WILLARD: Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin' all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole fuckin' program. - Apocalypse Now. http://russmcclintock.com/theblog/2008/12/20/the-whole/