Russ McClintock - the blog

Real Life

rusty — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 15:37:45 +0000

A model bent over.
A model preening.

Who stands like that in real life?

A Nice Tit Job

rusty — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 02:23:39 +0000

Interminable queue at check in.
How do you make vegetables taste so bland?
Stupid chicken entree.
Trans-Atlantic on a 767. How ghetto is that?
Fifty year old guy with earring laughing at stupid movie.
Fucking headphones don’t work.

I hate you American Airlines.
Late departure and sitting on the tarmac at Miami waiting for a gate.

The girl in the window seat had a nice tit job.

2009

rusty — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 13:57:55 +0000

Happy New Year!

Holiday Food

rusty — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:10:37 +0000

List of favorite holiday food items:

1. Clementines
2. Chocolate
3. Bourbon

Harold Pinter, 1930 - 2008

rusty — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 14:28:41 +0000

American Football
(A Reflection upon the Gulf War)

Hallelullah!
It works.
We blew the shit out of them.

We blew the shit right back up their own ass
And out their fucking ears.

It works.
We blew the shit out of them.
They suffocated in their own shit!

Hallelullah.
Praise the Lord for all good things.

We blew them into fucking shit.
They are eating it.

Praise the Lord for all good things.

We blew their balls into shards of dust,
Into shards of fucking dust.

We did it.

Now I want you to come over here and kiss me on the mouth. - Harold Pinter, 1930 - 2008

We Don’t Want To Know

rusty — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 14:17:42 +0000

All day, all night, all music video
Seen your video, the phony rock ‘n’ roll
We don’t want to know, seen your video
Your phony rock ‘n’ roll
We don’t want to know
We don’t want to know
We don’t want to know
We don’t want to know - Replacements, lyrics to ‘Seen Your Video’.

Peace

rusty — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 12:43:23 +0000

Peace on earth.
Goodwill to men.
Joy to the world.

Like A Fish

rusty — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:01:05 +0000

List of things to do in order to have a great time at the holiday party:

Stuff your face full of food.
Drink like a fish.
Drink like a whale.
Make a pass at somebody.
Stay way too long.
Clog up the shitter.
Pass out and hit your head.
Drink drive home.
Make drunk dials once you get home.

The Money

rusty — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 17:30:15 +0000

I think the US should nationalize the oil industry. That’s where the money is.

The Whole

rusty — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:10:11 +0000

WILLARD: Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin’ all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole fuckin’ program. - Apocalypse Now.