Archive for July, 2009
Explain Why
31Jul09If you would like a pigment ink print of this image send me an email. The email should explain why you want the pigment ink print of this image.
Update: Somebody got the print.
Team Tactics
31Jul09Manchester ‘Kensington’ United manager ‘blowhard’ Sir Alex Ferguson admits he will alter his team tactics in the wake of Cristiano Ronaldo’s departure to Real Madrid. Ronaldo was United’s top scorer ‘diver’ for the last two seasons and Ferguson is keen that the shortfall is filled by others.
“Cristiano is a big loss in terms of the […]
Never Did
31Jul09Che never did much for me.
Rain Lashed Down
30Jul09The Met ‘Wet’ Office officials refused to apologise today after admitting that the “barbecue summer ‘bummer’” they had predicted was no longer likely.
As rain lashed down on most of Britain, a revised forecast was published suggesting that the weather in August would be changeable ‘crap’ with more rain as well as sunny periods ‘cold temperatures’. […]
A Good Thing
30Jul09Lots of art galleries in Chelsea are closing. Maybe that’s a good thing.
Personal
27Jul09beauty
fashion
advertising
lifestyle
portraits
architecture
personal
restaurants
Update: Shouldn’t the ‘restaurants’ be featured in the ‘architecture’ section since they both consider the same type of work? Conversely, does a shot of a bowl of mashed potatoes feature as ‘food’ photography and call for the creation of a ‘food’ section or does its presence in a restaurant preempt such distinctions? Also, why does […]
In Order To
26Jul09I moved this glove in order to get a better composition.
No Animals
26Jul09No animals were harmed in the drying of this laundry.
Double Extra
26Jul09“A remarkable example of empty polysyllabification typical of early 21st century academic bafflegabb self-commodification. Readers are advised to note the absence of any definite viewpoint, the calculated ambiguity, and the failure to offer concrete examples and significant personal anecdotes.
Extra credit will be given for the use of terms such as: post-colonial, fungible aesthetics, credit-swaps and […]
Love
24Jul09Happy anniversary. I love you!
Crazy Lately
23Jul09I’ve been blogging like crazy lately.
Too bad it doesn’t mean anything.
I Hope
23Jul09I hope that one day I will own a book by John Gossage.
Crazy Images
23Jul09Some of those Japanese photographers make some crazy images.
Bush Wore Them
22Jul09The colorful foam clogs ‘unsightly pieces of shit’ appeared in 2002, just as the country was recovering from a recession ‘hijacked election’. Brash and bright ‘Ugly as fuck’, they were a cheap investment ‘clear sign that the wearer was a total idiot’ (about $30 ‘honestly - no amount of money would cause me to wear […]
On The Ground
21Jul09I’m fascinated by what I see on the ground.