Russ McClintock - the blog

In Israel, where there is one suspected case, the deputy health minister, Yakov Litzman, said the disease will not be known as swine flu, because religious Jews do not eat pork. “We will call it Mexico flu. We won’t call it swine flu,” he said. - The Guardian, April 28, 2009.

I keep getting pedantic and didactic mixed up.

List of my favorite beers:
1. Pabst Blue Ribbon - 12oz bottle
2. Old Milwaukee - 16oz can

“With the facial slap or insult slap, the interrogator slaps the individual’s face with fingers slightly spread. The hand makes contact with the area directly between the tip of the individual’s chin and the bottom of the corresponding earlobe.” - Justice Department memo written by Jay Bybee, Assistant Attorney General during the Bush/Cheney regime.

Somebody famous died recently
Not that it matters
If I can’t find that book of poems
At the library
I’ll have to buy it
Looking it up online
Doesn’t work as well
In the evening
When I want to read in bed

I don’t want to use the flash player to view your fucking website.

George is useless.

A child dressed for Halloween.
A man waiting for a bus.
A man with his face pierced.
A man with a tattoo on his face.
A man with his cock hanging out.

I found this on the street. It’s almost as good as a Twombly.

I don’t celebrate Easter. If I did I’d probably celebrate it with a bunch of Maker’s Mark.

Someone on Fakebook just made their cat a box.
Update:
cute,cute kitty
love this!
awww that’s too cute

This is a fairly typical serving of bangers and mash with a side of green beans.

Memo to the upstairs neighbor:
Please butt your fags in an ashtray. It’s not polite to toss them onto the patio.

‘Wendy and Lucy’ is the best film I have seen in a long, long time. Go see it.

Are you feeling as if you don’t waste enough of your day on Fakebook? Maybe it’s time that you try Twitter ‘Shitter’.