Archive for September, 2008
A Strange Time
29Sep08“So I know its a strange time in the world, but investing in art, is a lot better than buying another handbag or ipod or thing that will bore you and that will lose their value in a matter of months.”
Amateur Photographs
29Sep08“Many amateur photographs are more beautiful than a Cézanne.” - Gerhard Richter
The American Spirit
29Sep08Paul Newman the actor, director, race car driver, political activist and philanthropist has died - and a buoyant strain of the American spirit has gone with him. He was 83 when he succumbed to cancer at his home near Westport, Connecticut, on Friday. - The Baltimore Sun, September 28, 2008
The Weather Channel
26Sep08List of additional items for US Government to nationalize:
1. Religion
2. Sport
3. The Weather Channel
Polar Bear Knut
26Sep08BERLIN, Germany (AP) — — The zookeeper who gained fame for hand-rearing the beloved polar bear Knut was found dead in his Berlin apartment Monday.
A spokeswoman for Berlin police said Thomas Doerflein was dead when authorities arrived at the apartment and that they had no information on the cause of death. Doerflein, 44, gained […]
Where, Where Do They Go?
26Sep08“We, we do, it’s very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where, where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make […]
To Cover Face
23Sep08List of items to keep on hand when protesting the $700 billion government bailout of Wall Street:
1. Several bricks.
2. Several gallons of gasoline.
3. Bandana to cover face.
We No Longer Need
23Sep08“I consider belief of every kind, from astrology to every elevated religion and all great ideologies, to be superfluous and mortally dangerous. We no longer need such things. We ought to work out different strategies against misery and injustice, war and catastrophes.” - Gerhard Richter
A Big Package
21Sep08“This is a big package, because it was a big problem,” President Bush said Saturday at a White House news conference, after meeting with President Álvaro Uribe of Colombia. “I will tell our citizens and continue to remind them that the risk of doing nothing far outweighs the risk of the package, and that, over […]
1999
19Sep08List of ways to get through the global financial meltdown:
1. Party like it’s 1999
2. Party like it’s 1969
3. Just fucking party man.
Under The Mattress
19Sep08List of cool things to do this weekend:
1. Drink
2. Drink even more.
3. Take money out of bank and hide it under the mattress or in the garage.
Spainistan
19Sep08See if you can spot the ‘real’ news story from this week:
1. Former POW John McCain announces intention to start war with Spainistan.
2. Top economic advisor for former POW John McCain announces that former POW John McCain is responsible for the ‘miracle’ of the Blackberry.
3. Top advisor for former POW John McCain announces that former […]
Two Good Reasons
18Sep08Two good reasons to drink this week:
1. The global financial meltdown.
2. The cinematic return of Mickey Rourke.
Get Out
17Sep08WILLARD: Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin’ all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole fuckin’ program. - Apocalypse Now.
Football Moms
16Sep08What is it about Republican ‘Whitey’ vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin that appeals to women ‘white’ voters? The BBC’s Paul Moss has been finding out in the US state of Illinois. I had travelled to Barrington ‘Crackerton’, out in Cook County, Illinois, to meet some of America’s “football moms” - the army of women who turn […]