Archive for May, 2008



Every Day

Miracles happen every day.

Charlie Bit Me

Charlie: Gowww.
Kid: Haha, Charlie, Charlie bit me.
Kid: Hahah, ohohoh. Ouch. Ouch! Ouch Charlie! OUUUUUUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHH! (whimpers)Char-lee, that really hurts!
Charlie: Hehehe, hahahaha.
Kid: Hmmm Charlie bit me.
Charlie: heeeehhhh.
Kid: And that really hurt Charlie, and it’s still hurting.

Sweet Coin

As press secretary, I spent countless hours defending the administration from the podium in the White House briefing room ‘lying to the American public’. Although the things I said then were sincere, I have since come to realize that some of them were badly misguided. In these pages, I’ve tried to come to grips with […]

How Good

Did Henry Darger know how good he was?
Of course he did. Just as Atget knew.

In The Ocean

Ride the bike.
Read poetry.
Smoke weed.
Swim in the ocean.

Memorial Day

The number of US casualties in the Iraq war and occupation stands at 4083 on Memorial Day 2008.

Enough For Me

I didn’t hit the big photo fest in NYC.
I didn’t drink with anyone I admire.
Or see any famous person on the street.
Or blog about it. For my adoring readers.
I did see several topless sunbathers at the beach yesterday though.
That was enough for me.

No Disrespect

My neighbor has a ‘friend’ staying in her apartment while she’s out of town. He told me that he met her at the hostel next door. He was staying there and she showed up with her guitar. Now he has an upgrade.
He tries talking to me sometimes but I don’t really care to. No disrespect, […]

Forever

I could shoot this scene forever.

One More Thing

Dressing like a slut.
In the middle of the day.
White slip dress and heels.
Who wears that at 35?
In the middle of the day.
And one more thing.
It’s none of your fucking business what I got from Fedex.

Oklahoma City

This is a fairly typical view of Oklahoma City.

Very Specific

Some blogs have a very specific point of view.

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An Amazing

This is an amazing piece of art.

Still life with Oklahoma highway and windshield glare.