Archive for April, 2007
Like A Superstar
29Apr07I never wanted to live like a superstar.
Looked Like Before
27Apr07This is what that stupid sand castle looked like before I smashed it during a late night bike ride.
Boring
27Apr07One of these is a serious piece of art. The other is a boring-ass fashion mag. Can you tell the difference?
Some Asshole
27Apr07I picked up some new martini glasses. I also picked up a new phone after some asshole stole my old one while I was swimming in the ocean.
Baked Beans
26Apr07LONDON (Reuters) — Hugh Grant has been arrested and questioned by police after a photographer accused the British actor of attacking him with a tub of baked beans. - April 26, 2007.
Mess With Us
25Apr07This is what you get when you mess with us.
Code Orange
25Apr07The terror alert level is at code orange.
With Pants
24Apr07Still life with pants.
Some Eggs
24Apr07A sea turtle laid some eggs.
If I Did
18Apr07I don’t have a car but if I did I’d get one of those bad ass covers for it.
Cool Front
18Apr07A cool front caused overnight temperatures in Miami Beach to dip into the 50’s.
Unhinged
17Apr07Jimbo’s is a legendary piece of south Florida culture.
Ode To Jimbo’s
Unhinged white trash
Guzzling canned beer
Chomping grilled meat
Drunk as hell by 5pm
Glad we took the shuttle.
Swampfoot
17Apr07It’s not possible for this man to drink so much that he can’t play. If you like sunshine, white trash and getting staggering drunk during daylight hours then you’ll probably love the band Swampfoot.
Keep Drinking
17Apr07Kenny is a bartender at the Deuce. He fell out of this tree at Jimbo’s but was able to keep drinking and climb again.
Bananas And Pretzels
15Apr07The bored Cuban shopkeeper looked at me with contempt as she announced that my bananas and pretzels totalled $4.38US.