Russ McClintock - the blog

I never wanted to live like a superstar.

This is what that stupid sand castle looked like before I smashed it during a late night bike ride.

One of these is a serious piece of art. The other is a boring-ass fashion mag. Can you tell the difference?

I picked up some new martini glasses. I also picked up a new phone after some asshole stole my old one while I was swimming in the ocean.

LONDON (Reuters) — Hugh Grant has been arrested and questioned by police after a photographer accused the British actor of attacking him with a tub of baked beans. - April 26, 2007.

This is what you get when you mess with us.

The terror alert level is at code orange.

Still life with pants.

A sea turtle laid some eggs.

I don’t have a car but if I did I’d get one of those bad ass covers for it.

A cool front caused overnight temperatures in Miami Beach to dip into the 50’s.

Jimbo’s is a legendary piece of south Florida culture.
Ode To Jimbo’s
Unhinged white trash
Guzzling canned beer
Chomping grilled meat
Drunk as hell by 5pm
Glad we took the shuttle.

It’s not possible for this man to drink so much that he can’t play. If you like sunshine, white trash and getting staggering drunk during daylight hours then you’ll probably love the band Swampfoot.

Kenny is a bartender at the Deuce. He fell out of this tree at Jimbo’s but was able to keep drinking and climb again.

The bored Cuban shopkeeper looked at me with contempt as she announced that my bananas and pretzels totalled $4.38US.