Archive for March, 2007



I go for days without getting a single phone call.

Go Home

Spring Break is now officially over. Pack up your shit and go home.

Take This Test

Take this easy test to determine if you need to “SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE!”
Q: Is it (THE PIEHOLE) open?
If you answered yes, then you need to SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE!

Dating Losers

My neighbor has a habit of dating losers.

Yesterday was St. Patrick’s Day. That doesn’t mean shit to me.

My neighbor can’t be alone. Ever. Under any circumstance. Sad.

Look At That

Look at that shit.

Rehab

Fashion designer Marc Jacobs has entered rehab.

The Standard

The Standard Miami is a lovely hotel.

I’m Glad

I’m glad that fucking job is over.

BOGOTÁ, Colombia — President Bush on Sunday called for Congress to provide financing for the Iraq war “with no strings attached.” - NY Times, March 12, 2007.

I Might Go

I might go to Croatia this summer.

Cat

This is a fairly typical dead cat.