Russ McClintock - the blog

I go for days without getting a single phone call.

Spring Break is now officially over. Pack up your shit and go home.

Take this easy test to determine if you need to “SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE!”
Q: Is it (THE PIEHOLE) open?
If you answered yes, then you need to SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE!

My neighbor has a habit of dating losers.

Yesterday was St. Patrick’s Day. That doesn’t mean shit to me.

My neighbor can’t be alone. Ever. Under any circumstance. Sad.

Look at that shit.

Fashion designer Marc Jacobs has entered rehab.

The Standard Miami is a lovely hotel.

I’m glad that fucking job is over.

BOGOTÁ, Colombia — President Bush on Sunday called for Congress to provide financing for the Iraq war “with no strings attached.” - NY Times, March 12, 2007.

I might go to Croatia this summer.

This is a fairly typical dead cat.