Russ McClintock - the blog

Never insert a cotton bud into the inner ear or nose.

“The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew, and act anew. We must disenthrall ourselves, and then we shall save our country,” - Abraham Lincoln, Second Annual Message to Congress, December 1, 1862.

Still life with raindrops and mirror.

Silvio Berlusconi has some serious piehole issues.

List of ways to celebrate the election:

1. Drink
2. Drink some more.
3. Drink, baby drink!

Carrying a majority of the popular vote, Obama did especially well among women and young voters, who polls showed were particularly sensitive to the current climate of everything being fucked. Another factor contributing to Obama’s victory, political experts said, may have been the growing number of Americans who, faced with the complete collapse of their country, were at last able to abandon their preconceptions and cast their vote for a progressive African-American.

Citizens with eyes, ears, and the ability to wake up and realize what truly matters in the end are also believed to have played a crucial role in Tuesday’s election. - The Onion, November 5, 2008

Si, se puede!
Si, se puede!
Si, se puede!

List of reasons why this guy endorses Barack Obama for president:

1. Digs his middle name
2. Feels former POW John McCain is a dick.
3. Believes Sarah Palin is dumber than a post turtle.
4. Heard a rumor that Ludacris will paint the White House black on Inauguration day.

Has anybody seen George W. Bush lately?

I was out trick-or-treating on Halloween and I stopped by this guys place. He gave me five margaritas and six ice cold beers. Nice.

These guys have an amazing garden.

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Proclaiming his innocence ‘arrogance’, convicted Republican Sen. Ted Stevens asked Alaskans to “stand with me” ‘go fuck themselves’ as he pledged to defend the Senate seat he has held since 1968.

A jury on Monday convicted Stevens of seven counts of making false statements on Senate ethics forms to hide hundreds of thousands of dollars in gifts and work on his Alaska home from an oilfield contractor at the center of a corruption investigation in the state. - October 27, 2008

I rock my canvas tote bag all over town. I carry so many different things in it. I hate those fucking plastic bags.

Liverpool - 1
Chelsea - 0

Fuck Chelsea!

Still life with pork puppet.