Russ McClintock - the blog

A model bent over.
A model preening.

Who stands like that in real life?

Interminable queue at check in.
How do you make vegetables taste so bland?
Stupid chicken entree.
Trans-Atlantic on a 767. How ghetto is that?
Fifty year old guy with earring laughing at stupid movie.
Fucking headphones don’t work.

I hate you American Airlines.
Late departure and sitting on the tarmac at Miami waiting for a gate.

The girl in the window seat had a nice tit job.

Happy New Year!

List of favorite holiday food items:

1. Clementines
2. Chocolate
3. Bourbon

American Football
(A Reflection upon the Gulf War)

Hallelullah!
It works.
We blew the shit out of them.

We blew the shit right back up their own ass
And out their fucking ears.

It works.
We blew the shit out of them.
They suffocated in their own shit!

Hallelullah.
Praise the Lord for all good things.

We blew them into fucking shit.
They are eating it.

Praise the Lord for all good things.

We blew their balls into shards of dust,
Into shards of fucking dust.

We did it.

Now I want you to come over here and kiss me on the mouth. - Harold Pinter, 1930 - 2008

All day, all night, all music video
Seen your video, the phony rock ‘n’ roll
We don’t want to know, seen your video
Your phony rock ‘n’ roll
We don’t want to know
We don’t want to know
We don’t want to know
We don’t want to know - Replacements, lyrics to ‘Seen Your Video’.

Peace on earth.
Goodwill to men.
Joy to the world.

List of things to do in order to have a great time at the holiday party:

Stuff your face full of food.
Drink like a fish.
Drink like a whale.
Make a pass at somebody.
Stay way too long.
Clog up the shitter.
Pass out and hit your head.
Drink drive home.
Make drunk dials once you get home.

I think the US should nationalize the oil industry. That’s where the money is.

WILLARD: Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin’ all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole fuckin’ program. - Apocalypse Now.

Julie Greene is cool. And hot.
Cool and hot, that’s Julie Greene.

Installation with bin liner, stereo stand and shade. Dimensions vary.

A sweet booming system left in the alley.

I’ve been too busy to blog.
Busy doing cool shit.
Soon I’ll blog about it.
Blog about myself.

“As nearly as possible, no nationalist ever thinks, talks, or writes about anything except the superiority of his own power unit. It is difficult if not impossible for any nationalist to conceal his allegiance. The smallest slur upon his own unit, or any implied praise of a rival organization, fills him with uneasiness which he can relieve only by making some sharp retort,” - George Orwell.